Household Irony
Found this at my grandfather’s house. I’m not sure the picture can do justice to the thick coat of dust on the package. For extra credit, note the cobwebs on the right-hand side. My brother, Andrew, scores an assist by holding it for the picture.
My Winning St Patrick’s Day Limerick
A few years back, we had a limerick contest at work for St Patrick’s Day. I happened to win the contest with the following gem. Note: this limerick is completely true. For help, we turned to Stan, the SQL optimization man. But the improvements he chose returned zero rows so we went with our own [...]
Something is missing
I guess I pass this house every time I drive to visit my parents, but Anna called it to my attention specifically one of the last times we drove by. Looks safe!
Amusing signage
For as long as I can remember, I've taken pictures of signs and products and such that made me laugh. Unfortunately, most of these have gone into the wasteland of my digital image folders, or, before that, into the even more barren wasteland of "wherever I happen to throw my prints". Lots of times, that's [...]